An all new adventure featuring Carl the telepathic cow and his best friend Steven, a sentient packet of chewing gum. Join them as they swim in shark-infested creeks, base jump from the world’s tallest hill, and spend the night in an abandoned house said to be haunted by Taylor Swift.

"A solid belly laugh at every page turn. Outrageously funny."
The Sydney Morning Herald

"This may be the best book about paddleboards and telepathic cows ever written."
John Oliver