I’m trapped in a room with an alien Adonis.
And 100 billion viewers are watching.

Two weeks ago, I was abducted by aliens. Now I’m trapped in a room with four walls and no door. I’m scared. I’m alone. And there’s no chance of escape.

Then he appears out of nowhere. A Greek god with an ass to match. We try to escape but our efforts are thwarted. In a moment of weakness, we kiss.

The next morning, a door appears.

We’re trapped in a depraved gameshow. If we can reach a shuttlecraft within 24 hours, we can escape together. But first, we have to give the producers the steamy show they want.