The Third Condiment
When Wixley de Lune was asked to root out a suspected industrial spy among the staff at his pickles company, he couldn't have anticipated the...
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When Wixley de Lune was asked to root out a suspected industrial spy among the staff at his pickles company, he couldn't have anticipated the rollercoaster ride he was about to take.
His subsequent annus horribilis - captured in this book in the form of a diary - saw him discover an alternative universe in a garbage bin, tame the world’s largest mouse, write profiles for robot dating sites, and have his bowel turned into a squat for imps. He would uncover a secret plot to take over the world, and the fate of humanity would be decided by a small terrier, a greasy snowman and a pigeon called David Reynolds.
And Wixley would become King of the Moon.
THE THIRD CONDIMENT is a surreal comic novel in the grand British tradition forged by acts such as Monty Python, Reeves and Mortimer and The Mighty Boosh.
- Format:Paperback
- Pages:460 pages
- Publication:2015
- Publisher:De Lune
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- Language:eng
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- ISBN13:9781326225728
- kindle Asin:1326225723









